Spock-hand business-card holder
Thinkgeek’s Bronze Spock Business Card Holder ($35) is a 1.3lb lump of high-grade, nerdy polystone desk-decor. The Starfleet uniform cuff is a nice touch! Also works for Klingons/Romulans who can explain that it’s a grisly, amputated war-trophy.
What would be an actually scary dystopia novel
In 2014, a precocious scientist at GE discovered a way to extend human life beyond its natural limits. The body and mind would still age, but life would remain.
Fifty years later, America is still controlled by today’s congress and everyone’s racist grandparents, the only difference being they’re now screaming goblin people that hiss and spit with rage whenever they see a smartphone.